This is the sixteenth installment in our ongoing Woke Reich Neo-Fascists Rising Series monitoring global antisemitism with a focus on analyzing Far Right extremist ideology in America.
After a focus on investigation journalism, the series has shifted to satirical gonzo journalism.
Introduction: The 10 Most Dangerous Far-Right Figures in America Today
News Briefing: JD Vance Defends Iran Receiving a $300 Billion ‘Reconstruction Fund’
News Briefing: Antisemitic Accelerationist Terrorists Targeted Trump at the Freedom 250 Fight Night
News Briefing: Nick Fuentes Asks: ‘Are We Fascists or Are We Not? Is This a New Rome and a New Empire?’
Polling Analysis: ‘But One Fourth of the Population is Retarded!’
A Supernatural Investigation: Don’t Panic: How We Can Know Demons Now Control Tucker Carlson
A Maximalist Podcast Fisking: What is ‘Goyslop’? Just More Proof Tucker Carlson Is a Godless Antisemite
A Maximalist Historical Essay: Natalie Harp: the White Supremacist Sex Witch Who Is the Most Powerful Woman in the World
An AI-Testing Investigation: Why Does Candace Owens Promote Antisemitism? Here Are 12 Answers.
An Essay: The Very Simple Reason Why Many So-Called Jews Choose to Become Antisemites
A Guest Column at The Lioness Writes: The $imple Reason Why Candace Owens De$troyed Charlie Kirk’s Legacy
An Essay: An Open Letter to the Alleged Ex-Antisemite Lucas Gage
A Guest Column at The Lioness Writes: Why So Many Secular Leftists Love Islam
An Investigation: Selling Gaddafi: Here’s Hard Proof ‘Lucas Gage’ Is a Bullshit Salesman Lying About Abandoning Antisemitism
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Given my vocal opposition to President Donald John Trump over the last decade and refusal to vote for him, most would likely be surprised to know that I do support him when he calls on me for help.
I genuinely have no choice in the matter.
As a member of the Illuminati — the secret society of powerful wizards, witches, and time-traveling occultists who have existed since our founding in ancient Egypt 6,000 years ago — anytime a global leader calls on one of us for honest guidance, we are mystically bound to answer, respond to their questions, and to tell them the truth.
We are required by our oaths to serve as wizard advisor when called upon to do so, no matter the moral values of the leader. Vladimir Putin has really resisted what I’ve been insisting he needs to do, but that’s to be expected.
MBS is really a perpetual PIMFA: Pain In My Fucking Ass. What a moron with that stupid Neom project. He wouldn’t listen to me!
I’ve had to deal with Kim Jung Un from time to time. Usually there are my colleague wizards based in Korea or China who can handle his calls, but sometimes he insists on an American wizard and that usually falls on me since he prefers people his own age.
But whatever. I’m not “helping” him. I’m just telling him what he can’t get from any of the yes-men around him: the goddamn truth. They can’t handle it, and don’t want to follow what it requires, but they’re glad to have the data point to consider, and every now and then they do decide to follow it.
And that’s what’s happened now.
Last night, I got my weekly anxious call from The Don, and he begged to know what he could do to handle his fears of what the Democratic congress would now unleash upon him. He wanted to know how he could get out of this new mess as quickly as possible.
I knew he was not going to follow the advice I always give him first thing each week, that he needs to resign, go to law enforcement, confess his crimes, accept his sentences, and report to jail.
He rejected that immediately, not wanting to look like, in his words, “a fucking weak little bitch.”
How could he get out of the presidency as fast as possible without totally humiliating himself even further? How could he get someone else to take the fall and to make country hate even more than him?
“Just put Stephen in charge of everything,” I said. “He’ll fuck up everything else even faster than he fucked up immigration. You know he’s like 50% of why you all lost, right? I tried to warn you about him a decade ago.”
I then lit the bowl of my bong, took a big hit of this Cloud Surfer strain from Red Falcon, and exhaled, before saying, “Make him your chief of staff, tell him to run hog wild, and then go spend the rest of hte presidency playing fucking golf. He’ll blow things up fast, take all the heat, and then you can move on.”
Trump sighed and hung up. That’s how it usually went with him. The sigh was the acknowledgment that he knew I was right.
Stephen Miller is the most evil man in American politics today. He is solely responsible for the brutality of American immigration enforcement today. ICE is his Gestapo.
And he did this because he is a fucking white supremacist.
The core evidence revealing Miller’s white supremacist beliefs comes from a trove of about 900 emails released by former Breitbart editor Katie McHugh, interviewed in the CNN clip above this sentence. The key revelations:
Miller supported Peter Brimelow’s VDare, an infamous white supremacist site.
Miller supported Jared Taylor’s American Renaissance, also an infamous white supremacist site.
Miller supported Jean Raspail’s 1973 infamous racist novel The Camp of the Saints.
Miller supported Breitbart News framing immigration stories around race.
Miller suppoted the defense of confederate monuments.
I wrote this on July 4, 2025:
I believe that Stephen Miller, the head of the white-nationalist wing of the so-called MAGA movement, hates non-white people. And that hatred is driving policy on:
Rounding up as many non-white immigrants as possible for indefinite detainment in camps before deportation to random third-world countries
Removing food and medical supplies via USAID to directly cause non-white deaths
Bombing brown people in the Middle East, particularly calling for the ethnic cleansing of Gaza
The racist wing of the MAGA movement wants to see brown people die. They fantasize about alligators eating them.
Miller stated clearly his rejection of Rule of Law and the international global order, with his support for U.S. conquest of Greenland:
He has articulated his belief in a modern formation of traditional might-makes-right lawless imperial politics:
“We live in a world, in the real world, that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power. These are the iron laws of the world that have existed since the beginning of time.”
I wrote this about Miller back on July 22, 2025:
Stephen Miller - the leader of the White House’s push to lock up and deport as many brown people as possible - was affirmed at age 16 by talk-radio host Larry Elder, who told him that his far-right cartoonish politics were correct, and that he was smarter than all of his left-wing teachers, as well as all the adults in his Southern California community. Over the next two years, he was mentored by the late David Horowitz, my own former mentor for three years (2008-2010) until I rejected his unethical and even illegal professional practices after discovering them behind the scenes while working for him.
Horowitz then further mentored Miller in college through the Students for Academic Freedom project and Islamofascism Awareness Week programs before getting Miller jobs working for Rep. Michele Bachmann and Sen. Jeff Sessions. Miller the parlayed that experience into joining the first Trump administration, eventually rising to his current position, where he seeks to implement the white-supremacist teenage boy beliefs that locked in at 16 and that he has apparently never challenged in the decades since. (Yes, it’s clear that the immature teenage boy fantasy embedded in the video above is now government policy. He wants to traumatize and torture the people he hates at a mass level, rounding them up into concentration camps - despite being of European Jewish heritage himself.)
And now he has taken over the Shadow President role, an act propelled by my persuasion of our president.
Yes, we in the Illuminati are earth’s Bene Gesserit. (Frank Herbert was one of us, of course.) Our methods may seem strange and counterintuitive at first, but we know what we’re doing.
Hit me up over DM if you’d like to join. I get a nice referral bonus when you do.
As I was completing this article, I received an unfortunate text message from The Don, regarding his future plans and who he requested I now advise, since he’ll essentially now run the country with his “Iron Laws” attitude:
FUCK.
I texted The Don back, using two of my six hands:
BTW, here was one of the prompts for those who might not see the text in the above Gemini image as clearly. The Illuminati Wizard Advising rules are strict and mandatory, but we’re allowed to insult the dictators while giving the advice.
So I addressed our Commander-in-Chief by the nickname I’ve called him in our conversations over the last decade:
Every time I see Stephen Miller I feel like someone ought to take a couple of corpse dogs to his house. Somethin' ain't right.
Ha ha! I do not know why on Earth he would want to dismiss Susie Wiles, unless she actually asked to be reassigned. She's proved herself to be very efficient, and since she was appointed, has been seen by commentators as one of the "more normal" Trump appointees of this term. Miller is good at what he does too, but is an unpopular, polarizing figure (as your article demonstrates). Let's see how he gets on.