Publisher’s Note: This is our third experimental essay written in the Alan Moore Maximalist Mode which demands an intentionally and unapologetically much longer, layered, discursive, baroque, and absurd style than sane humans would regard as in any way necessary or justifiable. In this installment, we begin the first experiment with aggressive deployment of the psychogeography literary technique pioneered by legendary author Iain Sinclair, who Moore has declared the greatest writer in the English language and cited as his primary influence.
And so we provide a fair and judicious disclosure that labyrinths are built for the enjoyment of those foolish enough to wander inside, not their annoyance. We have killed the “kill your darlings” cliche and invite others to do so also. Liberate yourself. Ernest Hemingway is dead and let him rot. May his bones return to the dust. Today we now explode into infinite space. Does it matter whether a reader glances over an article for 10 seconds or three hours? Write what thou wilt shall be the hole in the Law.
In the twenty-first century, minimalism is out, maximalism is in. Postmodernism is out, Meta-modernism is in. Be not afraid, this will be much more fun.
This is how we are as Americans: BIGGER IS BETTER. We shall continue to go as long and as complex and as wild as possible and you will like it and thank us for it afterward.
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Sex is the reason why we have harps today.
The musical instrument that became the modern day harp originated in approximately 4,000 BCE in both Mesopotamia and Egypt as a key tool for the performance of fertility rituals to invoke and appease deities representing the frightening forces of nature and violence.
Dan Levitan — a lecturer in Stanford’s music program who serves as the principal harpist in the Santa Rosa Symphony, Marin Symphony, and Symphony San Jose — explained in a 2024 StanfordLive article that “the music of these early harps was deeply connected to spirituality and ceremony. In ancient Mesopotamia, bull-headed lap harps represented the pagan fertility god Dumuzid. Angular harps were played in processions and rituals in Sumer and Assyria.”
A deity drawn from the dreams of shepherds and associated with agriculture, Dumuzid — also known as Tammuz — appears on the Babylonian Kings list as one of the antediluvian rulers before the flood, mythologized in the Epic of Gilgamesh and the story of Noah.
Here’s one of the images which Wikipedia offers on his page depicting him and his preferred canine copulation modus operandi — a popular approach still today! — dating to the Old Babylonian Period (c. 1830 BC — c. 1531), apparently one of his preferred extracurricular activities:
The mythology of the period depicts Dumuzid as the first and primary consort of Inanna, the spider goddess of war, love, and sex who would later evolve into Ishtar, the original and archetypal porn star.
Here is an example of the poetry this religious tradition produced, courtesy of 1983’s Inanna: Queen of Heaven and Earth, Her Stories and Hymns from Sumer:
My vulva, the horn,
The Boat of Heaven,
Is full of eagerness like the young moon.
My untilled land lies fallow.
As for me, Inanna,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will plow my high field?
Who will plow my wet ground?
As for me, the young woman,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will station the ox there?
Who will plow my vulva?
...
Make your milk sweet and thick, my bridegroom.
My shepherd, I will drink your fresh milk.
Wild bull, Dumuzi, make your milk sweet and thick.
I will drink your fresh milk.
Let the milk of the goat flow in my sheepfold.
Fill my holy churn with honey cheese.
Lord Dumuzi, I will drink your fresh milk.
We men really haven’t changed that much in what we want even 6,000 years later, have we? Sorry about that, ladies.
Tammuz appears by name once in the Bible, in the eighth chapter of the Book of Ezekiel:
12 He said to me, “Son of man, have you seen what the elders of Israel are doing in the darkness, each at the shrine of his own idol? They say, ‘The Lord does not see us; the Lord has forsaken the land.’” 13 Again, he said, “You will see them doing things that are even more detestable.”
14 Then he brought me to the entrance of the north gate of the house of the Lord, and I saw women sitting there, mourning the god Tammuz. 15 He said to me, “Do you see this, son of man? You will see things that are even more detestable than this.”
Here is a cool graphic which I requested Copilot to render of the verses:
“I saw women sitting there, mourning the god Tammuz.”
And so they still do…
“You are all that matters to me. I don’t want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life…” — Natalie Harp, Executive Assistant to the President in a letter which alarmed the Secret Service
While the harp accompanied the rituals of the sex gods living large in ancient Mesopotamia, the instrument served a comparable function for the Egyptians, most visibly in the cult of Hathor, the civilization’s most influential fertility goddess, a cow deity oftend depicted with giant horns:
It is not a coincidence that the Egyptian love goddess also controls music and dance.
All of these are interconnected — love, sex, desire, dance, art, culture, food, drink, indulgence, celebration and music. Here is a scene of a funeral celebration to Hathor, from the 14th century BCE, as depicted on the the wall of the tomb chapel of Nebamun:
These are the tools which witches and wizards use to hypnotize and entrance those we seek to influence.
Ireland chose the harp as its national symbol. The Irish then slapped it on the side of their other national symbol, the one we all know with such intimacy, the world’s greatest beer, the divine nectar the Irish call Guinness and have blessed us all to enjoy.
The video above identifies the harp’s origins in Egypt and charts the journey across Europe, primarily by the Phoenicians, arriving in Ireland around the eighth century. Through the Middle Ages, Gaelic harpists grew renowned across Europe, with respect coming from even those who hated the Irish having, forced to concede their musical skill.
The video also quotes King John, who ruled from 1199 until 1216, saying “the only thing to which I find that this people apply a commendable industry is the playing upon musical instruments. They are incomparably more skillful than any other nation I have ever seen.”
This truth of the 1200s has endured now into the 2020s.
Séamus Ó Flatharta — a mutli-instrumentalist musician who has won 23 All Ireland Titles since age seven — represents his people and their heritage well here:
The Irish cultural ability to deploy music, language, and charm to influence others has endured to this day and we can see that when we trace the family history of Natalie Harp as far back as possible, which so far seems to reach into the sixteenth century according to the extended family’s collective online genealogy efforts.
Having explored my own family’s online genealogical record for many years now, I know full well that we can’t trust this information online for the simple reason that different websites can disagree. It’s also very easy to confuse people with similar names and records remain perpetaully incomplete.
So in laying out the narrative below of the Harp family’s sojourn from Renaissance-era England to Enlightenment-era Baltimore to Civil War-era Indiana to Clinton-era California to the Trump-era White House today, we all understand this is a tentative speculation based on the available evidence, to be updated in the future, and I hope you enjoy reading wandering through this is as much as I enjoyed assembling it for your pleasure and erudition.
Natalie Harp’s family did not start with the name Harp.
The earliest ancestor I’ve yet found traceable to Natalie Harp began with the name Earpe in the sixteenth century. However, the name does go back further, emerging in central England during the High Middle Ages, with the earliest found version name appearing in 1157 in Tideswell, Derbyshire under the listing of Richard le Yrope. Other variations of the name appeared in the following centuries, including, according to House of Names, Earp, Irp, Yrp, Epp, Eppe, Erp, Eirpe, Yrpe, Epps
The name comes from the Old English word "ierpe," which means “swarthy,” someone with a darker skin color.
Perhaps one might dare say “redneck.”
In 1560 in the county of Nottinghamshire, England, a woman of unknown name gave birth to Francis Earpe, who would live 86 years, dying in the final year of the First English Civil War in 1646 in Shropshire, England.
In May of that year, King Charles I surrendered his army to Scottish forces at the town of Southwell in Nottinghamshire.
Outside the Banqueting House on Whitehall, in London, on January 30, 1649, an unknown executioner publicly beheaded Charles after the fallen king insisted on his innocence and declared himself a "martyr of the people.”
Francis’s body rests at Dudley Castle, a fortress believed built after the Norman Conquests in 1066, with some historians naming the French baron Ansculf de Picquigny or his son William Fitz Ansculf as the original builder in 1070.
The first mention of the site in the historical record appears in the Domesday Book of 1086, the survey William the Conqueror (1028-1087) — also known as William the Bastard — commissioned of England and Wales.
Today, English folklorists regard the castle as one of the most haunted places in the country.
They discuss “the Gray Lady,” which visitors believe to be the ghost of Dorothy Beaumont, who lived and died there during a three-week siege, the same year as Francis, in 1646.
According to Matt Bayliss’s Serith blog, on August 30 2014, Dean and Amy Harper — yes, of all names! — visited the castle. They later found this among the photos they took, and Dean described,
“Amy saw a glow, as though a light was on, on the top window level. On zooming in we noticed on the bottom, inside an arch, there was a lady and what appears to be a girl, too. Neither of us are ghost hunters but we do wonder if this could be the Grey Lady ghost – the picture is quite clear.”
For all we know that may as well be photoshop, but it’s fun to believe in ghosts so it seemed worthy of inclusion. Myth and folkore offer a key texture here in this experimental maximalist exploration.
The castle remained in use until 1750 when a fire destroyed the interior, resulting in the grounds reincarnating as a recreational area in the 1800s and joining the Dudley Zoo in 1937.
Further, this is the Nottingham of the legend of Robin Hood (which is generally understood as set during the 1190s or in the 1200s) and you can visit Sherwood forest here, which William declared a royal hunting ground in 1066, the year he began his reign as the first Norman King of England:
Twenty years later, around about 1580, Francis’s wife, a woman also of unknown name, gave birth to his son John Earpe Sr., again in Nottinghamshire.
John would fail to match his father’s absurd longevity for the 1600s, dying in approximately February 1631 at age 51, but having raised two children and relocated to Barony of Fews, County Armagh, the smallest of Northern Ireland’s counties, coming in at 512 square miles or 1,327 square kilometers.
The researchers place John Earpe, Jr.’s birth at approximately 1600 in Staffordshire, England, a ceremonial county of 661 square miles (1,713 square kilometers) which today has grown to a population of around one million people.
John Earpe, Jr. lived 76 years, dying 216 miles (348 kilometers) away in 1677 in Armagh, Ireland’s religious center:
In 1624, John Earpe, Jr. married Juanita Chitwood (1605-1650), a 19-year-old Irishwoman, who gave birth to their son Thomas Earp in 1631 in Lurgan, Armagh, Ireland. He lived 69 years, dying 234 miles (376 kilometers) away from his father in 1700 in Derby, Derbyshire, England.
The next generation dared to leap across the Atlantic and earned the privilege of becoming Americans, a decision their descendants seemed to have largely appreciated, save apparently for Preston Harp as we’ll soon detail.
Thomas married his wife Susannah in 1655 and she gave birth to Thomas Marian Earp, Jr the next year in 1656 in Barony of Fews, Armagh, Ireland.
Thomas Marian Earp, Jr immigrated to America in 1674, married his 15-year-old wife Mary Peddicord in 1675, and they settled in Anne Arundel County, Maryland:
Anne Calvert, Baroness Baltimore (1615/1616 – July 23, 1649) provided her name to the county and also the state’s capital Annapolis, founded in 1649. Here is a portrait of her by an unknown artist:
She was the wife of Cecil Calvert (8 August 1605 – 30 November 1675), 2nd Baron Baltimore, who founded the Province of Maryland in 1634.
Here is a portrait of him painted in 1670 by the artist Gerard Soest (c. 1600 – 11 February 1681). Of course he just had to include one of his enslaved children as a sign of his wealth:
Maryland distinguished itself as one of the four American slave states — the others being Delaware, Kentucky, and Missouri — which abstained from seceeding during the Civil War.
Thirteen African enslaved persons arrived in 1642 in St. Mary's City and, according to The Encyclopedia of Colonial and Revolutionary America, in just over a century later, by 1755 Black people made up 40 percent of the state’s population, with the vast majority enslaved.
In the Civil War era, two former slaves from Maryland — Frederick Douglass and Harriet Tubman — emerged as central figures in the fight against slavery.
Thomas Marian Earp, Jr would raise two sons and die at 63 in 1720 in Baltimore, Maryland, 3,554 miles (5,720 kilometers) from his father’s resting place.
At the time of his death, the city we now know as Baltimore was not even founded yet. That would not happen until 1729 and by 1752 there were only 25 houses with a population of 200 people. By 1775 there would still only be a population of 5,934, and by 1790 only 13,503.
Thomas, Jr.’s son John Wesley Earp became the first authentic, full-blooded American man in the family, born in 1680 at Macklams Friendship, Baltimore, in the Province of Maryland. He married Rebecca Wheeler on July 29, 1704 when they had both reached 24 — how unusual to find a couple in this period of the exact same age as we usually find a much older man. Together they raised five children:
Edward Earp
Joshua Earp (later Joshua Harp)
Henry Earp
America Earp (How appropriate for a Christian name of this era...)
William Earp
John Wesley would die at 64 in 1744 in Fairfax, Fairfax County, in the Colony of Virginia, a mere 57 miles (92 kilometers) from his father.
The town and county take their names from Scottish noble Thomas Fairfax, 6th Lord Fairfax of Cameron, who lived from October 22, 1693 through December 9, 1781. He owned the Northern Neck Proprietary, a land grant he received from King Charles II in 1649 which amounted to about five million acres (22,000 square kilometers.)
Fairfax operated plantations which required the forced labor of hundreds of enslaved persons and remained a Loyalist during the Revolutionary War, his friendship with George Washington apparently the reason why he was not stripped of his property.
The record seems to suggest that the next generation made the leap from “Earp” to “Harp.”
Online documentation lists John Wesley’s son as Joshua (Earp) Harp and born in 1705 in Baltimore. In 1728 he married Rebecca Mary Budd (1709-1785) and they raised five children:
William Berry Earp (1729-1778)
Joseph Harp (1750-1819)
Caleb Earp (1754-1779)
Matthew Earp (1736-1808)
Phillip Earp
Joshua lived until 1771, dying at 66 in Fairfax, in the same location as his father.
The next generation would witness the flaming fires of war and annihilation that formed our United States.
Rebecca gave birth to their second son, Joseph Harp, in 1750 in Johnston County, North Carolina.
He married Mary Marklew, an English woman born in Sussex, and she proceeded to give birth to nine children between 1776 and 1799, five of whom (bolded) lived into adulthood: Sarah, William Cullen, John Edward, Burgess, Lydia, Jemima, Nelly, Zachariah, and Joe.
Joseph lived until 1819, dying in Kentucky — exact location unknown, but Nelson County seems a reasonable guess — a leap of at least 418 miles (673 kilometers.)
Mary gave birth to John Edward Harp in approximately 1782 in Virginia. On January 31, 1804, he married Sarah Watson (1783-1817) in Nelson County, Kentucky, created in 1784 and named after the founding father Thomas Nelson Jr. (December 26, 1738 – January 4, 1789,) a former governor of Virginia, Revolutionary War general and signatory of the Declaration of Independence.
As of the 2020 Census, today 46,738 live in the county and 88.8% of them are white. The county is known as the “Bourbon Capital of the World” with Bardstown as Ground Zero.
If you have never done a Kentucky Bourbon distillery tour and a tasting then add it to your bucket list. You don’t even have to be a big alcohol person — it’s just a worthwhile experience to have that showcases the liquid art that Kentuckians have created.
Between 1804 and 1816 Sarah and John Edward created seven children, with four (bolded) living into adulthood: Sarah, Elizabeth Betsey, Joseph, Richard, Ignatious Walter, Eleanor, and Lydia Ann.
After Sarah died around 1817, John Edward remarried on July 1, 1817, to Thresea “Tresy” Lucille Dickson (1795-1830) who gave birth to John E. Harp, Jr. on November 25, 1828 in Perry, Indiana, making him the first true Hoosier in the family. (I am also a reluctant Hoosier, born 156 years later about 80 miles away in Bloomington.)
John Edward — the Harp who committed the colossal mistake of moving the family to Indiana — would die in 1858, buried in Perry County, 65 miles (105 kilometers) away from his father.
Perry, established in 1814, is the hill capital of the state, with 60,000 acres of Hoosier National Forest and a population today of 19,170 in the 2020 Census, with over a third residing in the county seat Tell City, founded in 1858.
John E. Harp, Jr. married Mariah Masterson (1831-1889) on November 29, 1848. Between 1849 and 1873 she gave birth to eleven children, six of whom made it to adulthood (bolded): James, Aaron, Abner, John, Joseph Marion, Mary, Martha, Lydia Ann, Richard, Edward, and Samuel.
John E. lived until Sept. 21, 1885 and would also be buried in Perry, like his father.
Here is his grave at Figgins Cemetery in Mount Pleasant:
We start seeing photos with the next generation as the family enters into the 20th century.
Here’s Abner Harp — also a Hoosier beginning to end — born May 10, 1853 in Perry.
On May 21, 1876 in Orange County, Indiana, he married Mary Catherine Nicholson (1860-1883), who would give birth to their children Eli, James William, and Gus, each who would live long enough to see the Eisenhower, Kennedy, and Nixon administrations, respectively.
Four years after her death, on August 24, 1887, Abner married again, this time to Martha E 'Mattie' Gonterman (1866-1932.) Between 1888 and 1905, Mattie gave birth to seven children, all of whom reached adulthood with the exception of Luella (1895-1907.)
Here is the couple’s marriage record from 1887:
Here is a photo of Mattie, Abner, and their brood. What an adorable family:
Abner died May 11, 1917 in Evansville, Indiana, about 63 miles (101 kilometers) from his father. He’s buried in Locust Hill Cemetery, in section 17, lot 7, grave 3.
There is no grave marker.
Mary Catherine gave birth to their son Eli Harp on March 27, 1877 in Indiana. He married Sarah Catherine Shellenberger (1882-1960) and she gave birth to ten children between 1900 and 1924, all but one who would reach adulthood:
William Earl Harp (1900-1968)
David L. Harp (1902-1971)
Percy B. Harp (1906-1966)
Noah M. Harp (1910-1973)
Arthur Ivo Harp (1913-2002
George Raymond Harp (1916-2005)
Wilma Janie Harp (1918-2004)
Elsie Marie Harp (1920-1940)
Julius Edward Harp (1924-1986)
Thelma Harp Jones (dates unknown so far)
In 1918, Eli described his occupation as a fisherman. He lived until January 3, 1959, dying in Evansville just like his father.
Here is their family tombstone at the Park Lawn Cemetery and Mausoleum in Evansville:
It looks like Sarah and Eli planned to rest forever alongside their daughter Elsie who died at age 20 in 1940.
I haven’t discovered yet how she died.
Now the third most populous city in Indiana after Indianapolis and Fort Wayne according to the 2020 Census, Evansville has reached 118,414 citizens. Hugh McGary Jr. founded the town in 1812 and incorporated it in 1817, naming it after Robert Morgan Evans who fought in the War of 1812, rising to the rank of brigadier general.
In July 1903, a shooting between a Black man and a police officer would lead to a week of racial violence which began at the Former Vanderburgh County Sheriff's Residence below and came to be known as the Evansville Race Riot:
This historical marker stands there today:
In addition to those killed, 40 people sustained serious injuries and 2,000 of the city’s 8,000 Black residents had to flee. Here are the names of those who died, via Wikipedia:
Edward Schiffman, 28, painter
Hazel Allman, 15, killed while driving with her parents
August Jordan, 21, musician
Ed Ruhl, 23, laborer
Joseph Tech “Peck”, middle-aged
Robert W. Bock, 24, (Originally thought to be H.E. Johnson)
Fred Kappler, 18
Frank Lamble, 23, stove molder
John Barnett, 20
John Geil
Earnest Walters
Charles Taylor, factory hand
Calvin Hawkins, 26
Seventeen years after the riots, William Joseph Simmons (May 7, 1880 – May 18, 1945,) the Ku Klux Klan Imperial Wizard from Atlanta, Georgia, instructed Joe Huffington to start an Indiana chapter. He picked Evansville as his headquarters.
Because of Simmons and Huffington, Indiana became the most Klan-dominated state in the country during the 1920s. The KKK eventually controlled the governor, more than half of the state legislature, and included a membership of an estimated 30% of the white male population. In a Senate hearing on Oct. 28, 1926, Herbert Males, Evansville’s Mayor from 1926-1930, admitted membership in the Klan, a common choice for men in Vanderburgh county at the time, where 25% had done likewise.
This means that there’s a real possibility that Eli Harp and his eldest sons William Earl Harp, David L. Harp (1902-1971), and Percy B. Harp (1906-1966) could have joined during the 1920s. (Eli’s other sons were likely too young to have participated as adults unless they joined a smaller Klan in the 1930s.)
The hate group’s power only began to collapse following the rape and murder convictions of Grand Dragon D.C. Stephenson (August 21, 1891 – June 28, 1966) in 1925 after his sickening atrocities against school teacher Madge Oberholtzer (November 10, 1896 – April 14, 1925.)
The racism did not end then. In the 1930s and the coming decades, Evansville became a textbook case of redlining and segregation, with the vast majority of the Black population forced into the poorest neighborhoods.
Here’s how Evansville looks today:
The twentieth century Harps emerged next.
Natalie’s great-grandfather William Earl Harp, the eldest of the ten children in Eli and Sarah’s family, evacuated the womb of his mother Sarah Catherine Shellenberger on March 16, 1900 in Evansville, notably not in Livermore, Kentucky as he apparently falsely reported on his World War II draft card for reasons unknown but which have certainly confused his descendants generations later.
In the 1950 U.S. Census, he listed his occupation as manager, which made sense, since following his father’s profession, he founded Harp’s Fish Market in Evansville. He lived until December 30, 1968, also dying like his grandfather did 51 years prior and his father did almost a decade before in Evansville.
Here is his obituary in which he looks like the most stereotypical 1950s Barry Goldwater-style Dad ever — in your heart, you know he’s right. I need to get some of those Old School glasses:
A notable detail leaps off the fading paper of his obituary: William attended Methodist Temple, the United Methodist Church in Evansville. This is a very different theological tradition than what his son would shift the family to embrace instead.
Here’s the sermon given at this church today, August 23, 2026, by Lead Pastor Andy Payton:
“You see, it’s one thing to wear a cross. There’s a lot of crosses in our world right now on the cars and on the t-shirts and everywhere you go. Cross, cross. It’s one thing to wear the cross. It’s another thing to carry the cross. To carry the cross, it means that we believe that at that point, God takes the worst that the world has to offer, overcomes it with God’s love, and invites us to practice the same.” - Andy Payton
At Methodist Temple’s About Us page, the church defines its values.
Note how often the word “love” appears.
WE SEE CHRIST IN YOU
Admittedly, this might seem like a bold statement, but it is our way of affirming every person’s sacred value and potential. We believe God loves us, and therefore, our lives work best when we live according to Christ-like love. Seeing Christ in every person means we are committed to living together as a family, as God’s beloved community. Undeniably, this takes commitment, discipline, and sacrifice, but it is worth it.
With that in mind, Methodist Temple strives to be a safe, non-judgmental community where people can connect, share their gifts, and explore what God is doing within their lives. We are committed to loving and being in ministry with all people.
They also feature this quote from the Methodist Church’s founder:
The church makes abundantly clear that all of God’s children are invited to worship:
Here is William’s grave, which he shares with his wife Mildred G. Schnabel, who died in 1958.
They really went with a harp and it actually looks pretty cool:
Mildred gave birth to her second child, Robert G. “Bob” Harp — Natalie’s grandfather — on April 29, 1931 in Evansville and he would live 92 years, dying March 13, 2024, also in Evansville, following the pattern set by his great-grandfather Abner in 1917. Bob’s older brother William Earl Harp, Jr. died in 2011 at age 85. Here is his tombstone:
At the time of Bob’s death, he had nine great-grandchildren.
Here’s his final photo:
According to his obituary, Bob graduated from Evansville’s Bosse High School in 1950 following years as a “basketball star.” (Sounds like Indiana!) He served in the Navy during the Korean War before returning to work at his father’s fish market.
In 1959 he launched his real estate career and in 1969 he and his wife Dee Dee began Royal Child Care, a day care service they initially operated out of their home but expanded to become Evansville’s largest private childcare provider.
In 1974, Bob and Dee Dee co-founded Christian Fellowship Church, a non-denominational congregation located in — where else? — Evansville, which they attended the rest of their lives. Bob served as an usher, leader, and mentor.
Here is what one of their services looked like on July 29, 2018:
To understand the church’s mision and theology one must go — where else? — to their website’s “What We Believe” page.
The congregation lists 13 bullet points and insists “in order to serve in some ministry positions, agreement with CFC’s Doctrinal Statement is required.”
So these are the church’s most important values.
The first four are largely unobjectionable and most Christians would agree to one degree or another — the Bible is divinely inspired, the trinity exists, Jesus is equal to God the Father and was born of the Virgin Mary, and the Holy Spirit is co-equal as well.
The next bullet point then makes clear the church’s priorities. Rather than advocating the importance of loving people and serving the poor, condemning transgender people comes in first:
That man was originally created in the image of God with distinctions (male and female) and that God created them after the likeness of Himself. That man fell through sin, and as a consequence of his sin, lost his spiritual life, becoming dead in trespasses and sins, and that he became subject to the power of the devil. That his spiritual death, or total depravity, has been transmitted to the entire human race of man, the Man Christ Jesus alone excepted, and hence, that every person is born into the world with a nature that possesses no spark of divine life, but rather is essentially and unchangeably sinful apart from divine grace. That instituting procreation for mankind, God established marriage as a lifelong, exclusive relationship between one man and one woman, illustrating the mysterious and loyal union between Christ and His bride, the church. That all intimate sexual activity (whether heterosexual, homosexual, or otherwise) outside of the marriage relationship is immoral and, therefore, sin. That since God created the human race with such purpose and distinction, all conduct with the intent to adopt a gender other than one’s birth gender is immoral and, therefore, sin. Gen. 1:27, 2:18-25; Deut. 22:5; Psa. 14:1-3, 51:5; Jer. 17:9; John 3:6, 6:53; Matt. 19:3-5; Rom. 1:18-31, 3:10-19, 8:6-8; I Cor. 6:9-10; and Eph. 2:1-3, 5:21-33.
This is literally the most important issue for this church — ane one could rightfully say for a bunch of churches in America.
They aren’t interested in showing love to people, they’re concerned with bullying others to adopt their shame-ridden sexual lifestyle, using fears of hell and mistranslated Bible verses as spiked cudgels to demand submission and obedience.
Further bullets make explicit that the Harp family’s church embraces the Evangelical tradition, declaring that all believers must be born again and that no other religion provides a path to heaven. The church asserts that “the mission of the people of God in this age is the evangelizing of the world and discipling those who know Jesus Christ as Savior.”
The word “love” only appears in the church’s statement of beliefs three times. Two here:
That Christ, in the fullness of the blessings He has secured by His death and resurrection, is received by faith alone and that the moment we trust in Him as our Savior we pass out of death into everlasting life. That we are justified, accepted by the Father, and loved as Jesus is loved, and that at the time of acceptance of Christ as Savior, we are justified in Him, and by the power of the Holy Spirit indwelt by Christ to be sanctified unto Godly character. Jn. 1:12, 5:24, 6:47; Acts 13:38; Rom. 4:5 and 24-25, 5:1; I Cor. 1:30; Col. 1:27, 2:10; Heb. 10:10-14; Eph.1:6 and 13, 2:6-8, 5:30-31; and Gal. 2:20.
And one here:
That all believers in our Lord Jesus Christ are called to be set apart from the world and sinful practices and to be set apart to the Lord. That above all things we are to love the Lord, to know Him, and to desire to live in His presence. Matt. 6:33, 22:37-38; Jn. 14:21, 17:3; Rom. 12:1-2, 14:13-21; Psa. 63:1, 119:2; I Thess. 4:7; Heb. 12:1-2; I Cor. 10:23-33; I Jn. 2:15; Titus 2:11-14; and Eph. 4:17-32.
The final doctrine of faith is apocalyptic, stating belief “in the personal return of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. That the coming again of Jesus Christ is the ‘Blessed Hope’ set before us, for which we should be constantly looking.”
This is a church which teaches its members only to love God, not to love their fellow man.
This is the church which raised Natalie’s father Robert G. Harp, Jr, born in Baltimore on May 28, 1959. This inspired him to immerse himself and his family even deeper, going much further into his faith than his father:
Robert graduated from Evansville’s Harrison High School in 1977 and would go on to earn his bachelor’s in economics and master’s in communications from Wheaton College, a private Evangelical school founded in 1860 in Wheaton, Illinois. He would then earn his Master of Theology (ThM) from Dallas Theological Seminary followed by his Doctor of Ministry (DMin) from Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary, both Evangelical institutions.
Following Bob, Robert pursued real estate investments as well as other entrepreneurial efforts, including founding GlobalHotelNetwork.com, where he served as CEO. His obituary describes this enterprise as “an online global media brand providing market insights and thought leadership for the global travel and tourism industry.”
Robert would also work at Biola University, an Evangelical college in La Mirada, California, serving as Executive Director of the Office of Innovation and Director of Strategic Initiatives and Adjunct Professor at Biola University's Crowell School of Business.
In 2009, the school hosted a debate between Christian apologist William Lane Craig and the late New Atheist polemicist Christopher Hitchens (13 April 1949 – 15 December 2011), which I’ve embedded above for your entertainment. You’re welcome.
In 1988, Robert’s wife Jill gave birth to their son Preston, who would choose to embrace a radical leftist ideology so extreme that he felt moved to permanently tattoo a Palestinian flag onto his chest. Here is an image from his social media as documented by the Spanish newspaper El Pais:
Preston has chosen to live in Masatepe, a municipality on the Western side of Nicaragua with a population estimated at 41,809 in 2022. He works as a propagandist for the authoritarian regime Daniel Ortega has led since 2007.
Preston moved to the tropical nation in 2022. He identifies as a Sandinista and posts AI images of himself in National Police uniforms. He has now given a bunch of interviews offering his analysis of why his sister has become Trump’s so-called “Human Printer,” a moniker she has reportedly embraced. In one he said that in achieving her close proxomity to Trump, “her dream came true, finally.”
In 2023, the U.S. State Department released a report on the human rights crisis in Nicaragua. This is what Preston Harp has chosen to dedicate his life to, rather than the defense of Constitutional values:
Significant human rights issues included credible reports of: arbitrary or unlawful killings, including extrajudicial killings
Enforced disappearance
Torture or cruel, inhuman, or degrading treatment or punishment by prison guards and parapolice
Harsh and life-threatening prison conditions
Arbitrary arrest or detentions
Serious problems with the independence of the judiciary
Political prisoners
Transnational repression against individuals located in another country
Arbitrary and unlawful interference with privacy
Punishment of family members for alleged offenses by a relative
Serious restrictions on free expression and media freedom, including threats of violence against journalists, unjustified arrests and prosecution of journalists, and censorship
Substantial interference with the freedom of peaceful assembly and freedom of association, including overly restrictive laws on the organization, funding, or operation of nongovernmental and civil society organizations
Restrictions on religious freedom
Restrictions on freedom of movement and residence within the country and on the right to leave the country
Inability of citizens to change their government peacefully through free and fair elections
Serious and unreasonable restrictions on political participation
Serious government corruption
Serious government restrictions on and harassment of domestic and international human rights organizations
Extensive gender-based violence, including femicide
Crimes involving violence or threats of violence targeting members of ethnic groups and Indigenous peoples such as the Mayangna and Miskito communities
Trafficking in persons, including forced labor
Crimes involving violence or threats of violence targeting lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or intersex persons
Significant restrictions on workers’ freedom of association
The worst forms of child labor.
It’s bizarre.
Ortega is multitudes worse than Trump. Any American who would rather live under him than Trump is living in a delusion as deep as anything they would condemn among their far-right family members.
Preston apparently never intends to return to the United States and no longer has any relationship with his mother Jill or sister Natalie.
Jill gave birth to Natalie in 1991 and proceeded to homeschool both her children, indoctrinating them in Evangelical theology and Christian Nationalist ideology.
Natalie would graduate from San Diego’s Point Loma Nazarene University in 2012 before earning her MBA in 2015 from Liberty University, the Southern Baptist college in Lynchburg, Virginia, co-founded in 1971 by the segregationist Rev. Jerry Falwell (August 11, 1933 – May 15, 2007.)
In 2020, Natalie became a contributor for the far-right One American News Network (OANN,) a media company which launched on July 4, 2013 and distinguished itself by backing Trump’s election claims even harder than Fox and Newsmax, ultimately provoking multiple defamation lawsuits from Smartmatic and Dominion Voting Systems.
OANN is owned by the San Diego-based company Herring Networks, founded in 2003 by Robert Herring, which also operates AWE (A Wealth of Entertainment,) formerly known as Wealth TV, a “luxury lifestyle” channel blessing the world with programming on fast cars, expensive food, runway fashion, and boxing events.
Fox is a glass of wine over dinner with friends, Newsmax is a shot of Whiskey while arguing with your buddies at the bar, and OANN is the full fucking bottle of Everclear in one gulp.
Here Natalie offers campaign propaganda on May 21, 2020:
On July 17, 2020, Robert G. Harp, Jr. killed himself at age 61 in Irvine, California, when Natalie was 28.
We don’t know yet why he did it or what method he used.
Preston told the British tabloid The Daily Mail that Natalie and Jill wanted to lie to family members that Robert had died in his sleep. Preston insisted on telling the truth.
The next month, Trump invited Harp to speak at the 2020 Republican National Convention where she performed a speech comparing him to George Bailey from Frank Capra’s Christmas classic “It’s a Wonderful Life,” the most famous film about suicide ever made:
Here are her remarks in full:
Good evening. I’m Natalie Harp, a formerly forgotten American from California.
In the classic Jimmy Stewart film, “It’s a Wonderful Life,” George Bailey is given a great gift, the chance to see what the world would be like without him.
Tonight, Mr. President, we’d like to give you that same gift. Because without you, we’d all be living in Pottersville, sold out to a crooked mister or I should say a crooked Mrs. Potter with no hope of escape except death itself. I should know because I wouldn’t be alive today if it wasn’t for you. About five years ago, I was the victim of a notoriously deadly medical error. I survived but only to be diagnosed with a rare and terminal bone cancer.
You know, the Democrats love to talk about healthcare being a human right, but a right to what? Well, I’ll tell you. To them, it’s a right to marijuana, opioids, and the right to die with dignity, a politically correct way of saying assisted suicide. I was told I was a burden to my family and to my country, and that by choosing to die early, I’d actually be saving the lives of others by preserving resources for them rather than wasting them on a lost cause like myself.
And when I failed the chemotherapies that were on the market, no one wanted me in their clinical trials. I’d make them look bad.
They didn’t give me the right to try experimental treatments, Mr. President. You did. And without you, I’d have died waiting for them to be approved.
Now with the Coronavirus, everyone knows what that feels like to be waiting for a cure. But we’ve only been waiting a few months. Just imagine what 2020 would have looked like, fighting for your life without Donald Trump fighting for it, too.
In January, there would have been no China travel ban. Millions would have died. Millions more would have been infected for there be no record levels of testing, no right to try treatments, no fast track for a vaccine, nor Operation Warp Speed ready to deliver it.
And without Donald Trump as our patient advocate for the past four years, well, the opioid epidemic would have stolen even more lives from even more families. Kidney patients would have no future except dying on weight lists for there’d be no initiative to increase donations.
There’d still be no accountability at the VA, and our brave veterans would still be suffering long wait times with no choice nor access to faster care. Insulin and other drug prices would have continued to rise while a record number of generic drugs would still be stuck in the pipeline.
There’d be no price transparency. We wouldn’t have health plans up to 60% cheaper than Obamacare, and we’d still be stuck with that infamous individual mandate.
And God forbid what the next four years would look like.
For in Joe Biden’s America, China would control our drug production. We’d be one step closer to government-run healthcare. We wouldn’t just be unable to keep our doctors. We’d be lucky if we could see any doctor. And even then, some of us would be denied care. For in socialized medicine, you don’t beat the odds, you become the odds.
And I would lose my right to try, just like Charlie Guard, that terminally-ill British baby whose government-run health care system decided it was too expensive and too cruel to keep him alive.
You see, Mr. President, you’ve done so much more than your promises made and promises kept. For numbers only tell part of the story. We are the rest of it: facts with faces of Americans who would still be forgotten if you and our favorite First Lady hadn’t given up your own wonderful life so we could have the chance at one.
George Bailey’s father was right. All you can take with you is that which you’ve given away.
And Mr. President, that makes you the richest man in the world. For you have used your strength to make America strong again, sacrificed the life you built to make America proud again, and you risked everything to make America safe again.
It’s a wonderful life. You made America great again.
And on November 3rd, we are going to keep America great.
Saturday Night Live dropped this parody of Trump and “It’s a Wonderful Life” just before Christmas in 2018:
Note the key payload from Natalie’s speech: “and without you, I’d have died waiting for them to be approved.”
Trump believes that he is responsible for saving Natalie’s life.
Natalie’s comparison of Trump with George Bailey prompted push-back from Jimmy Stewart’s daughter Kelly Stewart Harcourt, who wrote in a letter to the New York Times that “given that this beloved American classic is about decency, compassion, sacrifice, and a fight against corruption, our family considers Ms. Harp’s analogy to be the height of hypocrisy and dishonesty.”
“Get me back to my wife and kids! Help me Clarence, please! Please! I wanna live again. I wanna live again. Please, God, let me live again.” - George Bailey
Does it seem a little strange to anyone else that a month after her father kills himself, Natalie would go on stage in front of the world and give a speech comparing Donald Trump to one of cinema’s great heroes who resisted suicide?
This is certainly just a coincidence. Or is it?
While we have now dwelled on Harp’s last name for thousands of words and absurdly traced her family’s history back 500 years, it’s perhaps at this juncture worth pointing out what her first name means and its origin.
The name comes from the Latin “natalis” and means “day of birth” which refers to Christmas Day. Certainly just a coincidence.
But let’s open this Christmas present here.
Just why is everyone so concerned now about this “Human Printer” Natalie Harp? What songs has she really been playing for our geriatic Commander-in-Chief?
Just how deeply has this white supremacist sex witch really hypnotized Donald John Trump and how much power does she now truly wield?
And why do I dare append such epithets as “white supremacist” and “sex witch” to this “human printer?”
Here’s the truth about Natalie Harp:
She knows exactly what she is doing and does not believe anything she says or does.
She is entirely insincere, which is why Trump loves her so much. He sees himself in her.
A woman who will lie about her father’s death will lie about anything and everything.
Trump is so dumb he cannot tell the diference between someone authentically loving him versus someone just pretending to love him in order to take advantage of his money and power. Maybe he doesn’t care. Or perhaps he is just too emotionally-manipulated by Natalie to realize what is happening.
So many people are waving around Natalie’s seemingly obsessive letters to Trump as though they reveal something genuine and authentic, like she is crazy and obsessive.
They don’t.
They are simply part of a calibrated, over-the-top performance from a deeply talented political and ideological operator who wants to wield and extract as much power as possible while she can.
She didn’t write those to spill her heart or confess her soul. This is a woman with an MBA. She’s not dumb. She wrote them knowing full well how much they would emotionally manipulate Trump.
She was lying to Trump, the same way she and her mom wanted to lie about her father’s death.
Natalie Harp is playing Donald Trump like a harp.
She is a witch who has has hypnotized him with her spells.
She is doing the same thing that Melania did with pretending to love him, except with the added benefit that she does not need to suffer the disgusting ordeals of having to fellate him on command and permit him to ejaculate inside of her.
Sorry, too graphic? Too maximalist? Not enough euphemisms engaged here?
Harp knows the sounds to make to hypnotize him so deeply that he will choose to save the life of his “human printer” over members of his own cabinet.
It seems like I end up sharing this meme of my favorite Thomas Sowell quote almost every day, so let’s sing the chorus yet again with a fresh AI image rendering:
The Strange Questions to Consider:
Why Does Donald Trump Value the Life of Natalie Harp Over His Cabinet Members?
Why Would He Save Her From Death Over Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller?
It seems impossible now to feel any sort of shock at anything Donald Trump says or does today.
We’ve just come to expect the cruelty, stupidity, and daily serial dishonesty.
However, I must admit feeling stunned by the story which fell from the skies earlier this month about Trump responding to an Iranian assassination threat by sneaking off of the new Air Force One “Flying Palace” gifted to him by the authoriarian House of Thani monarchy which has ruled Qatar since the 19th century.
Trump boarded this vehicle which he has come to love more than his own children, only to hide in a catering truck which then whisked him and his three favorite staffers to an Air Force C-32A plane (a military equivalent of a Boeing 757), leaving all the cabinet officials and journalists on board totally ignorant to the fact that they were now in a situation so dangerous that the president himself had chosen to Clint Eastwood his way out of there.
The story made my jaw stumble to the carpet because usually when Trump’s decisions needlessly endanger other human beings’ lives, those he targets are people he hates: ethnic minorities, leftists, college students, Democrats, women, trans people, and late night comedians who make fun of him.
Yet here he did the opposite. He risked the lives of his most trusted and loyal colleagues, while signaling to them he did not value them as much as the four he did choose to accompany him on the secret flight.
Who did Trump pick to die on the decoy plane?
Marco Rubio — Secretary of State
Scott Bessent — Secretary of the Treasury
The racist neo-fascist Stephen Miller — White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Adviser, the man who has driven the brutality of ICE’s war against America
Will Scharf — White House Staff Secretary
Steven Cheung — White House Communications Director
Mike Needham — Counselor to the President and Assistant to the President for Economic Policy
Ross Worthington — Deputy Assistant to the President for Economic Policy
Monica Crowley — Chief of Protocol of the United States
And who did he pick to join him on the decoy plane?
Pete Hegseth — Secretary of Defense
Dan Scavino — White House Deputy Chief of Staff
Walt Nauta — Director of Oval Office Operations
Natalie Harp — Executive Assistant to the President
When reporters asked Trump why he thought it was too dangerous for him to fly on the new Qatari-flavored Air Force One but not the staffers and journalists who did, he replied with the typical Trumpian gaslighting: "I think, actually, the plane that I flew on was at greater risk."
It’s understandable why a president would want to save his “secretary of war” at a time when the nation is literally at war.
But what was so special about Scavino, Nauta, and Natalie that Trump valued them so highly? What do they share which has elevated them to the top inner circle?
The Washington Post noted that all three of them worked for Trump at Mar-a-Lago in between his presidencies and that Nauta endured prosecution as a co-defendant in the classified documents case. So Trump knows that Nauta is so loyal to him that he’s willing to commit crimes to protect him. Meanwhile, Scavino has worked for Trump since the 1990s, originally at his golf courses.
Natalie has clearly reached even greater heights now and it’s seemingly for more than just the loyalty.
Natalie provides Trump with multiple unique services:
With her print-outs in her role as the “human printer” she continually offers him a constant stream of praise and affirmations. She shapes his worldview and inspires him not to consider his failures.
She drafts his Truth Social posts. He will dictate and she will write.
She provides a steady stream of white supremacist propaganda in his social media feed, most unforgettably and unforgivably the sharing of a video depicting former First Lady Michelle Obama and former President Barack Obama as apes:
She demonstrates loyalty beyond any other staffer, what with these stories of her running after his golf cart, sleeping in a women’s locker room to remain close to him, and her willingness to crouch insde an SUV’s trunk to reach a destination with him. Don’t be impresssed or confused. These are trivial things and this is all perfomative.
Constant physical proximity to his ideal feminine archetype who can provide the combined feelings of a mother, a lover, and a devoted employee — a slave essentially is the woman he wants.
“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”- Donald Trump appearing in 2006 on “The View” with his daughter Ivanka Trump.
Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
The British tabloid Mirror US offered this comparison Tuesday on its Facebook page:
Others have also observed this similarity, and suggested that Natalie has intentionally tailored her appearance to more closesly resemble Ivanka:
But there’s much more to it than just “Natalie Harp is sexy, she’s made herself look like Ivanka Trump, and now that sexually excites the president.”
To really understand the evil secret which Natalie used to stab her claws into Trump’s psyche, it’s time to understand the Big Lie she used to get into MAGA world:
Her claim that Trump saved her life by his Right to Try Act enabling her to use the drug which saved her life.
Snopes investigated her story, could not independently confirm she ever had cancer, and discovered a massive, obvious inconsistency.
The drug she credits with saving her was already FDA-approved and her doctors could have accessed it for her through mechanisms that have been in place since the 1970s and 1980s:
The right-to-try law Harp credits for saving her life essentially allows patients to access drugs without FDA approval for treatment in specific circumstances. According to the law’s text, an eligible patient can consent to the use of an “eligible investigational drug” that has completed a Phase 1 clinical trial and “has not been approved or licensed for any use.” The drug manufacturer is allowed to decide it won’t permit the patient to access the unapproved drug.
A contradiction between the law and Harp’s story immediately jumps out. The right-to-try law applies specifically to drugs that have not been approved for any use, but Harp claimed her lifesaving treatment was an FDA-approved immunotherapy drug being used for an unapproved use.
Such a drug could still theoretically be used to treat Harp’s condition under a different process that existed prior to the Right to Try Act: expanded access. Expanded access also allows patients who have exhausted all other treatment options for a serious or life-threatening condition to use an investigational drug instead. Investigational drugs eligible for use in expanded access have not been approved by the FDA “for their specific use.”
Natalie most defintely knows all of this.
She knows full well she’s lied about all this.
Who knows if she even had cancer?!
Trump may even know deep down that she’s lying to him about it. That may be part of the turn-on for him, that here is a beautiful, 35-year-old woman so devoted to him that she will put forward Jason Arday-level lies to the whole world about her own medical treatment in order to garner fake sympathy and now a $150,000/year salary.
Do not forget Trumps’s preferences for his wife’s ages:
In an alternate timeline in which Trump did not win the presidency a second time, Natalie Harp could have become Natalie Trump by now.
That’s what is going on here, just in a much more dangerous form.
Natalie is smart. She knows what she is doing.
She’s playing the same long game that all aspiring trophy wife women play when they choose to become a prostitute who marries their wealthiest john with the intent of just enduring him until he dies and she gets everything.
And she is now fulfilling the role wich Melania previously performed, a fact the First Lady apparently noticed, which many suspect may have prompted this recent appearance on Thursday, August 20, 2026:
Two years ago I published a trio of satirical articles here at this Substack asserting a variety of absurd supernatural claims:
These argued earnestly that:
J.K. Rowling is one of the most powerful witches on the planet with magickal abilitities superior to the capabilities of the world’s top espionage agencies.
The Harry Potter books are non-fiction disguised as novels and the Warner Bros. film adaptation are actually documentaries depicting the real Hogwarts.
Ghosts, demons, angels, and a broad variety of supernatural entities exist and interact with humans daily.
The purpose of mystical and occult practices is to either invoke or combat these forces.
The Bible is largely accurate, just with mythological embellishment at places.
The speculations about UFOs and extraterrestrials are really a disinformation campaign intended to frighten the Russians and obscure the massive amounts of supernatural stuff happening every day.
The Illuminati exists and anyone can join us. The problem is you don’t know that you’re a member until it’s too late to Clint Eastwood your way back to consensus reality. We are a hybrid of our parent groups, the Knights Templars and the Assassins, and we have learned how to speak the language of angels.
Melania Trump is a very powerful witch, one of our members, and is the one primarily responsible for constraining the thousands of demons trapped inside her husband, chewing on his soul. She has apparently given up on her job for this term. Now Natalie is feeding Trump’s demons, rather than containing them.
The primary gift and curse you gain through practicing Aleister Crowley’s Hermetic religion of Scientific Illuminism is the ability to communicate with people and spirits across past and future, since you learn that time is one solid cube and that any piece of it can be accesed through entering Ideaspace, where everything that can ever exist does.
The creation of the United States is our most successful Illuminist project, with the country created to serve our agenda and the founders all skilled practitioners of our arts, especially John and Abigail Adams.
The real primary mission of the Illuminati is simply the abolition of all monarchies and dictatorships.
Prostitute witches like Natalie, Melania, and Stormy Daniels are the reincarnations of ancient pagan fertility goddesses like Innana, Ishtar, Hathor, Astarte, and Aphrodite. They possess the magickal ability to control and manipulate men who have allowed the phallic Pimp spirits of Dumuzid, Ba’al, Moloch, Priapus, Min, Shiva, Pan, and Zeus to embrace them.
Being possessed by an ancient fertility god or goddess is the same thing as what is understood now as demonic possession in the Abrahamic traditions. These are just different labels for the same spiritual entities.
The federal government knows about all of this and has no intention of ever letting you know that they know.
Satire is the only way to tell the truth today.
Make your milk sweet and thick, my bridegroom.
My shepherd, I will drink your fresh milk.
Wild bull, Dumuzi, make your milk sweet and thick.
I will drink your fresh milk.
“You are all that matters to me.”
In his article about the history of the harp for Stanford Live, Levitan concluded that, “after thousands of years of evolution, the mystical allure of the harp endures. Musicians worldwide keep finding new ways to utilize their magic.”
The magic which Natalie Harp has cast over Donald John Trump is the same spell humans have known since civilization began: sing me a beautiful lie that makes my heart swell, and I will kneel down and worship you.
I will sacrifice all for you.
I won’t watch when it’s finally my turn for you to slit my throat.
I won’t care.
It won’t matter.
Does anything matter now?