Why We Must Support Trump's Imperial War to Conquer Canada and Greenland
This is a crucial step to defeat the Axis of Genocide.
It makes sense that most people in North America, both above and below the Canadian border, would find ridiculous the idea of Canada and Greenland joining the United States, and all the more so against their will through military action.
However, skeptics of President Donald Trump and his Shadow President, He Who Shall Not Be Named, really should give the plan an opportunity to move forward. I'm now an advocate, and here's why.
As I've written about from time to time, as a member of the Illuminati and an investigative journalist, I have developed a network of confidential sources throughout world governments and their espionage agencies, providing me with the hidden explanations behind often mysterious public policy plans.
Now, there's a pretty straightforward reason why Trump would advance a policy so seemingly outlandish that even Laura Ingraham pushes back on him on Fox News, as depicted in the delicious clip embedded above.
As I wrote previously and repeat regularly: Vladimir Putin is really in charge. He’s the Real President. He's calling the shots which the Reality TV President and the Shadow President then implement. These rumblings about conquering Canada and Greenland would thus apparently be about nurturing chaos and weakness among Western allies, thus distracting focus from the malevolent moves perpetrated in Eastern Europe.
This is indeed why Putin is directing his puppets to pursue this path. However, my sources report that Trump and HWSNBN have their own ideas as to why it's so important to acquire our neighbors to the north. Three words: rare earth minerals.
You'll recall that this was a big deal recently in the talks with Ukraine, something that seemed totally strange and out of place while Putin is committing genocide against the Ukrainian people:
Why this strange fixation on rare earth minerals?
Trump and his Shadow President are rightfully focused on the need to achieve AI Supremacy. Whichever nation builds the smartest AI will become the top superpower on the planet. AI is now akin to nuclear weapons for previous generations, and the arms race is on. Thus, America needs to acquire the rare minerals needed to create the most advanced computer chips and high-powered batteries.
This isn't just a problem of private industries looking for resources so they can provide ever-more advanced versions of ChatGPT. States are getting in the game now, too, out of simple self-preservation.
And that's what Trump and his Shadow President handler are after, also: simple self-preservation. These two men's motives for building the most ultra-genius level of AI are entirely understandable. They need to create an AI smart enough to find all the locations in Russia and elsewhere around the world in which evidence of the kompromat blackmail material Putin maintains on both of them is stored. In order for the two men running our government to finally free themselves of their enslavement to Putin, they need to acquire as many rare earth minerals as possible.
And I think we should all really support our fearless leaders in their efforts here. Because what do Trump and the Shadow President have planned for Putin once the evidence of their disgusting, illegal sex crimes is destroyed?
The same thing that happens to anyone who crosses them: vengeance.
No longer beholden to Putin and now further bumped up against Russia's borders through Canada and Greenland, the US will declare war on Russia and begin an invasion. The ultra-brilliant AI will have disabled Russia's nuclear arsenal and sent robot honeybees armed with paralyzing poisons to neutralize top Russian officials and oligarchs.
With Russia now under American control, then the army of Optimus robots and cyber trucks armed with alternate dimension teleportation blasters will move south to defeat the other components of the Axis of Genocide: Iran and China.
These global wars of conquest are necessary to ensure American hegemony and national security. They will take place starting in the fall and running through 2032, the end of Trump's third term.
Now, for all the people out there upset because they just voted for Trump to lower the price of groceries or because they thought he'd stick it to the trans people or because some macho podcaster told them to, what's the matter? You mean this sort of global realignment isn't something you signed up for or would ever support? You don’t want your tax dollars going to pay for killer Optimus robots to slaughter Russians?
Well, it's not like we haven't been trying to warn you about what these men and this movement are all about, that Trump has been owned by Russia and his Shadow President owned by China - realities apparent for some time now. It's just impolite to speak about this so frankly. Nobody wants to hear it.
People want to think that American politics are all about grand clashes of ideologies and the skills needed to win campaigns. “It’s the economy, stupid!” Nope. It's ultra-wealthy billionaires using blackmail material to force each other to engage in wars.
And what happens if they don't follow orders? Their crimes will be revealed and they'll end up in a place like where Trump sent this innocent man:
So, Americans: We need to support our presidents in their plan to conquer Canada and Greenland, acquire their rare earth minerals, use them to construct a super-intelligent AI to locate and destroy the kompromat targeted against them, and then invade Russia, China, and Iran next over the course of Trump's third term.
This is the way.
And it should go without saying: Anyone who stands against this plan is by definition a far-left radical communist who hates America and should be shipped off to Guantánamo Bay immediately and indefinitely.
