Who Reagan Republicans & Serious Conservatives Should Vote for This Year

The guidance you need, but probably do not want following today's historic humiliation.

Dick Cheney grinning as he holds a giant shotgun

To my Dear Friends who Remain in the Republican Party,

You all have my deepest sympathies as I very much understand the agonizing conundrum you now face.

Given that Donald John Trump — the 77-year-old former President and unprotected-sex-with-porn-stars enthusiast — has now received 34 felony convictions fo…