The Great Disappearance, Part V

It only gets weirder as the world grapples with the disappearance of every Jew on the planet.

Photo by David Holifield on Unsplash

Editor’s Note: Please see Part I, Part II, Part III, and Part IV of this ongoing satirical fiction series.

Tuesday, April 4

Immaculate Circumcision

Martin Connelly woke up after a night of sleep plagued by some very strange and disturbing dreams. He was clutching his groin in terror and pain.

“Jesus Christ,” he said as he…