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The Great Disappearance, Part V

It only gets weirder as the world grapples with the disappearance of every Jew on the planet.

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Dexter Van Zile
Apr 04, 2023
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Editor’s Note: Please see Part I, Part II, Part III, and Part IV of this ongoing satirical fiction series.

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Immaculate Circumcision

Martin Connelly woke up after a night of sleep plagued by some very strange and disturbing dreams. He was clutching his groin in terror and pain.

“Jesus Christ,” he said as he…

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