The 10 Least Helpful Things to Say to Your Partner As They Unwrap A Purple™️ Mattress

According to the latest research conducted by me this morning

First, let me make clear - though it should be, very soon - that this is not a sponsored post. The Purple Mattress Company has no idea who we are. We will not earn a small percentage of any sales originating from our links.

Second, let me give you some background:

You've seen ads for Purple mattresses, haven't you? Purple is the mattress company that prom…