My Dignified, Not-at-All-Bratty Struggle With My Fiancé's Mountain Dew Addiction
To paraphrase the late Princess Diana, there are three of us in this relationship ...
Me: Hi, my name is Sally, and my fiancé is addicted to Mountain Dew.
Audience, dutifully: Hi, Sally …
As you may know, I've known my fiancé, Dave, for almost fifteen years now. And yet, all of that experience did not prepare me for the fact that, in the heart of my beloved partner, there abides …
