I'm Losing My Mind Over the Return of "King of the Hill"

Don't cry for me, Arlentinos! The truth is, I never left you.

All of the 1990s TV show reboots and spin-offs over the last decade have been quite a mixed bag. As millennials age, the theory goes, we both long to share the stories of our childhood with our children and have plenty of resources with which to do so.

And as more and more of us opt not to have children, marketers figure we're eager to slip into some no…