How Much Poop Could a Pooper-Scooper Scoop if a Pooper-Scooper Could Scoop Poop?

And how big a deal is it, really?

On Wednesday, I broke our pooper-scooper. 

I felt terrible about breaking our pooper-scooper because I'm hardly ever the regular scooper when our little pooper does her thing. So I picked the contraption up for the first time in easily a month - don't worry, we're not that disgusting; my partner, Dave, often takes care of it. It's hard for me to do becau…