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Having Trouble Coming Up With A New Year's Resolution? Try Our Handy Resolution Generators!

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Sally Shideler Swindle
Jan 01, 2023

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Happy New Year! Here's all the inspiration you'll need to make 2023 your best year yet! Just pick one choice from each of the five columns to uncover what to focus on in the coming year.

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I, for one, resolve to immediately cease embracing late-90s fashion instead of cheese. Further, I'll be making sure to normalize communicating solely via potatoes to really stick it to my depression.

Be sure to let us know what you resolve to do this year!

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Daniel Sherrier
Jan 1, 2023

I will "normalize communicating solely via potatoes to really stick it to the patriarchy."

I have my mission for the year. Thanks, Sally!

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