Hamas Vs. Pooh Bear: A Graphic Rewriting of the 'Man Vs. Bear' Debate for Confused Males
Some guys need things spelled out for them. Very well.
Ladies, I hope you don’t mind, but this post is for the males out there who just cannot fathom why so many of you would rather encounter a bear alone in the woods rather than a male human.
Please just go ahead and skip this post. I am going to use some rather violent and disgusting descriptions which you do not need to read. Nearly all of you understand this already. So here’s an idea, check out
’s new post from today in which she writes all about the history book she read over our San Diego vacation last weekend:
And all genders should read Sally’s essay about this question from May 1:
Also, a quick note on terminology: as I have written previously, I do not automatically grant the descriptor of “man” to every male who is 18 or older.
In my personal experience, analysis of geopolitics, and consideration of what should be obvious to anyone looking at global popular culture for five seconds, I find that most males on the planet do not mature beyond their adolescence. Thus, I will not confer any level of respect onto them. I have been in a state of war with such males my entire life, and that battle will go on until my last breath.
Elon Reeve Musk and Donald John Trump are not men. They are overgrown adolescents who have a teenage-boy mentality toward women, morality and their professional lives. Real men are not addicted to video games like children, and they don’t curse their own offspring with stupid fucking science fiction names. Real men do not need to coerce “adult film actresses” into bed with suggestions of career boosts and then provide deeply unsatisfying performances. And they don’t need to commit fraud to try and hide it.
(And again, let’s use the accurate terminology rather than sanitized euphemisms like “porn star,” “adult actress,” or “sex worker.” Daniels was “acting” as a prostitute and Trump paid her for sex in the form of implied career help. That’s what it was. A 60-year-old man paying a 27-year-old prostitute for 90 seconds of unprotected sex, four months after his “supermodel” wife gave birth to their child.)
Real men have old-fashioned maturity and can maintain long-term relationships with women who they treat with love and respect. Real men do not need to pay prostitutes for sex.
Teenage boys - whether they be 13 or 77 - are only interested in dominating over women and having their precious, all-important orgasm no matter how much it humiliates them both. They are Molochs chasing their Astarte fantasies
I hope this has been a long enough “trigger warning.”
OK, now things are about to get graphic. Because some males really need this spelled out for them as I attempted to do with Yosef on Notes.
Fellow males, the question which women are debating online now about whether they would rather encounter a bear alone in the woods or a man is not a math problem or logic game to be solved. Going out and trying to get statistics about how many people are mauled to death by bears each year is not going to “win you an argument.”
This isn’t a question about what is “most likely” to happen. This is a question about “what is the worst thing that can happen?”
Let’s reframe this choice to make this more “literal” for men who have a hard time grappling with this binary choice:
Who is more likely to inflict more pain, cruelty and degradation on a human being: a bear, or a torturer-rapist?
Fellow males, which form of death would be worse to you?
Being mauled to death by a bear?
Or being kidnapped by a serial rapist who then takes you back to his cabin and invites over a dozen of his buddies who proceed to gang-rape and torture you for a year or two before killing you in the most degrading way imaginable?
Or let’s make this even simpler:
Death by bear or death by crucifixion?
Have I made this fucking clear enough for all of you now?
Maybe not. Let’s use a real world example.
Who is more cruel? The bear who must eat other animals to survive? Or the Hamas terrorists, with the atrocities they inflicted on 10/7?
Yeah, seriously, all the guys online eager to “debate me, bro!” you really want to say that you’d rather be alone with Hamas than alone with a bear?
OK, my apologies everyone for two posts about primitive sex and violence. I’ll try for something more upbeat and wholesome next, hopefully news about our next couple books…
For those who would like to better understand my “militant feminist” perspective from which this analysis flows, please see this piece here in which I lay out my variety of feminism which in some ways mirrors my variety of Zionism.
Hmmm. I hate Hamas and I respect bears.
But if I would ever get the chance to get to offer a blow job to these Hamas or Jihadis or their likes - I would happily do it and bite their dicks off.
Is that cruel enough ?