A Report to Observers from Outside our World

Why Was I Standing on a Sidewalk Holding a Sign?

***BEGIN REPORT***

I think I’ve finally gotten over the shock of your first contact with me. I have to admit I was quite fearful after observing your technology. Being able to open a portal to another world and communicating through it is quite beyond our science at this time. I was also doubtful of your assurances that your motive for contact was simply…