A Farewell to Butts
Relax, Tina Belcher - not the human kind!
I was sitting at a small iron table in the mild sunshine, on a cobblestone street outside the Café Mozart in Passau, Germany, nursing a teacup of shimmering, rich coffee as the Danube flowed blue in the distance. Surely strains of the waltz emanated from up the high riverbanks, near the palace where I went to school…
