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8 Presidential Candidates as AI-Generated Monsters

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So we thought we’d give the new Substack image generator more of a test-run by seeing if it could make anything at all effective to mock the various contenders to lead the Republicans in attempting to make Joe Biden a one-term president. What do you think?

Donald Trump

Donald Trump as Jabba the hutt

Donald Trump as Jabba the Hutt

Ron DeSantis

Ron DeSantis as reptile man funny goofy

Ron DeSantis as Godzilla

Vivek Ramaswamy

Vivek Ramaswamy as the babadook

Nikki Haley

Nikki haley as medusa very scary

Nikki haley as giant squid

Mike Pence

Mike Pence as Loch Ness monster

mike pence as skeletor

Tim Scott

Tim Scott as Pickle Rick

Chris Christie

chris christie as Sasquatch

chris christie as Cookie Monster

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Yeah, might as well count him as a Republican at this point.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the devil evil scary monster horns on head

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I *might* consider voting for Ron DeSantis if he started carrying an alligator with him to every public appearance (and never acknowledged it nor answered questions about it, just had it with him at all times).

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