10 Universally Relatable Inconveniences You Can Expect When Your Partner is Hospitalized

These absolutely apply to everyone! They're definitely not specific things that happened to me.

Me, abashedly: "My name is Sally, and I make jokes when I'm stressed or upset."

Crowd, dutifully: "Hi, Sally."

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10.) You will have to feed the dog her Beggin' Strips and Greenies all by yourself. Oh, Lord. They’re disgusting! You're a lifelong vegetarian, you see, and you will not care whether Beggin’ Strips contain actual bacon or not. They sure smell l…